You ve Got a Face for.
por ckret2
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Publicado: 12/11/2026 · Atualizado: 12/11/2026
Sinopse
The closest Alastor's ever gotten to romance comes in the form of—in order of increasing hilariousness—a couple of botched youthful attempts at kissing, cheap mass-produced smut comics, and the wildly entertaining tales of other people's sordid affairs. He's never wanted sex. He's never wanted love. He's never seen a problem with this. It's taken about a century, but he's pleasantly surprised to discover that the rest of the world is finally starting to catch up with his perspective. More than anything else, he’s pleased that these new modern attitudes have given him extra opportunities for bad puns.
Tags e Metadados
Adicionais: Threats of Rape/Non-Con,(all these warnings are pretty mild. this ain't a heavy fic.),Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel),Implied/Referenced Homophobia,Bad Jokes,Character Study,Backstory,Aromantic,Asexuality,Aromantic Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel),even more briefly featuring the rest of the hotel crew and a few throwaway OCs,also vague hints of unexamined gender stuff,Period-Typical Acephobia,Childhood Memories,Bad Puns,briefly featuring Angel Dust and Lucifer,this is a character study of ace/aro Alastor and his relationship w/ his orientation,Period Typical Attitudes,Aromantic Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
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