The Four Ds of.
por eidheann,firethesound
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Publicado: 12/11/2026 · Atualizado: 12/11/2026
Sinopse
After transferring to the Apparition Department, Harry's life becomes one big dick joke. And all his friends are arseholes. So is Malfoy, but what else is new? AKA Harry Potter and the eighteen twenty dicks.
Tags e Metadados
Relacionamentos: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Personagens: Gawain Robards,Seamus Finnigan,George Weasley,Harry Potter,Draco Malfoy,Hermione Granger,Ron Weasley,Pansy Parkinson,Kingsley Shacklebolt,Arthur Weasley,Ginny Weasley
Adicionais: Obscene floral arrangements,Inappropriate use of shoe boxes,cocks,Inappropriate use of office equipment,Crude political statements,Sex Toys,Comedically large numbers of unattached dicks,Phalluses,Penises,Willies,Aurors,St Mungo's Hospital,Pricks,Seamus's sticking charms,Apparition,Dick Jokes,Misuse of national anthems,Inappropriate use of hats,Dicks,Acronyms
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